ALERT: The Shorn Bench may cause extreme sophistication and refinement in any room it enters. Prolonged exposure to its Matte Black velvet goodness may lead to spontaneous outbursts of "oohs" and "aahs" from friends and family.
Its sculptural design is not just a pretty face - it's also ridiculously comfortable, so be prepared to never want to leave its plush embrace. Use at your own risk: this bench may make all other furniture in your home look like it belongs in a college dorm room. But hey, who needs friends when you have a bench that's this stylish? Upgrade your interior game with the Shorn Bench and bask in the envy of all who enter."
